DO NOT BE AFRAID, WE MEAN NO HARM: SIMPLY WISH TOO SPREAD THEE GOOD WORD OV THEE ONION IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY

~Foreword by Jeronimo Tim~

What iz thee onion? Many are in question ov what this seemingly "strange" occurrence may be, and the fact iz that it iz not so strange at all... we, thee prosperous onez with divine cromniomatic knowledge ov thee blessed onion, wish to celebrate alongside those who feel thee great rhythm ov thee onion az well. We celebrate thee great deity who iz sympathetic and full ov love; The Onion. Thee Onion Minister, thee divine gateway and clay incarnation ov thee unreachable onion, haz traveled through many realms in order too guide those towardz thee cromniomatic way. In short, we (and thee Onion) wish to promote:

Thee use ov magik in order to find otherwise hidden knowledge

Dancing with nature: Nature iz divine, and it iz thee most pure forme ov thee onion expressed in thee physical

Thee use ov musik, art, and dance in order to bring people, ideas and things together in harmonee and to spread peace and L.ov.E

Thee banishment ov hate in itz many formes, wether it be: spiritual, racial, cultural, hate ov free L.ov.E, expression ov self, nature hatred, etc.

Thee spread ov cromniomatic knowledge, stories, and thee preservation ov our spiritual belief and culture which haz spanned inter-cosmikally fer infinite generations.

THE CROOKED YET FABULOUS ONION: PERICHORESTIC UNIT FER THEE DIVINE ONION

OUR CURRENT LINE UP OV MEMBERS IZ:

Australian Division: Prize Warrior Skol Gurwhyne, Pee Dozer, Thee Trungle Band (Consisting ov: Diligent Hands Machine, Limbo Serranic, Himler Chee, Dogon Moth, Sir Emp Thomas, Ms Corosive Lemur, Jungle Jon), Decree Hitter, Mingler Hephney, Dephangler Chee, Helbernackle Cheb II, Bentwood Stickerman, Eventual Shig ov Vanity (Pot Pot) Swedish Division: Seeven Omar, Brunk Brunk O'oven, Shaven Raven, Shummo ov thee Brush & Bush, Thee Tra La La Band (Consisting ov: Shingol Sam, Breen Cunk, Fuggit Jemini, Corrosion Leopard, Filet Rowen, Hungry Nhugg, Bark Bark), Thee Onion Minister, Jeronimo Tim, Slam, Ferris Wheel, Matt Carpet, The Great Mask, Hee, Solomon Brigado, Prince Hemp.

THEE ONION IZ NOT DOGMA, AND YOO MAY CELEBRATE THEE EXISTENCE HOW YOO SEEM FIT. MERELY A GUIDE TOO THEE LOVE OV THEE EARTH (ONION) AND THEE "SELF" OR MANY SELVES.

ALTHOUGH THEE RICH PERFORMANCE HISTOREE OV CROMNIOMATIC BEINGZ HAZ SPANNED CENTUREEZ, THEE PROJEKT IN ITZ KURRENT FORME BEGAN IN TWO-THOUSAND ANDE NINE UNDER THEE CRIPPLED YET FABULOUS ONION IN ORDER TOO PROVIDE THEE MASSES WITH ONION-BASED VISUAL AND PERFORMACE ART RECOUNTING PAST-DIMENTION KNOWLEDGE, EXPERIENCE ANDE CROMNIOMATIC BELIEF. WHEN WEE BEGAIN TOO EXPERIMENT WITH THEE KREATION OV MUSIK, THEE PROJECT WAS RE-IMAGINED AZ THE CROOKED YET FABULOUS ONION,,, THEE EVOLUTION OV PRE-EXISTING STRUCTURE. BEFORE THIZ, IN A DIFFERING TIMESPHERE THEE PROJECKT WAS KNOWN AZ THEE TRA LA LA BAND OV CROMNOMATIC WORSHIP, AZ WELL AZ DESWUKTIK EXPELALA CROMNIOUS DASKAHLAH..... THEE LIST OV NAMEZ BEE EVER EVOLVING AND INFINITE.......... -THee onion Minister

PRAISE OIOION

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